We donate a breakfast from every card sale to Magic Breakfast, who deliver free breakfasts to school children facing hunger

Cards and envelopes made from recycled card

Flat rate postage for as many cards as you like

Designed and made in the UK

Quirky, tongue in cheek cards and gifts

Hand crafted in Dorset

Welcome to Lofty Lobster, the home of quirky, cute, tongue in cheek and sometimes downright naughty cards and gifts for every occasion

Thank you for taking the time to visit our Dorset-based independent shop

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Year You Were Born

Our bestselling collections

Cards for partners/spouses

Not your average sentimental cards!

Cards for partners

Cards for your besty

Celebrate your BFF in style

Cards for friends

Filthy cards

For those with a certain sense of humour!

Filthy cards

LGBTQ Cards

We have cards for whichever way you swing

LGBT Cards

Mr Man inspired cards

Special Spring Offer!

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Featured Cards

This made my brother in law laugh and horrified his parents, so a hit all round.

Lovely card for my friend, just what I was looking for! It gave her a giggle and a smile.

Really good quality card, my friend loved it and arrived quickly.

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We donate a breakfast from every card sale to Magic Breakfast, who deliver free breakfasts to school children facing hunger

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