My bum would be so lonely without you touching it all the time£2.75 Funny Valentine’s birthday or anniversary card for a special someone Particularly relevant for a partner who can be a bit touchy / feely! My bum would be so lonely without you touching it all the time quantity Add to basket Add to wishlist SKU: MY_BUM_WLD_B_SO_LONELY Categories: Boyfriend, Fiance, Girlfriend, Husband, Just because, Valentines Day, Wife Related products Add to basket Me choosing your card (man) £2.75 Add to basket Sassy, classy and a bit bad assy £2.75 Add to basket Little Miss Hungover £2.75 Add to basket My favourite people call me grandma £2.75