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DIY keepsake card for your partner in crime
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Hapy Birthday from your favourite niece
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I fucking love you / I love fucking you – works either way!
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I would walk barefoot across lego for you
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Look at the stars, see how they shine for you… CUNT
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Look at the stars, see how they shine for you… DICKHEAD
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Look at the stars, see how they shine for you… TWAT
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$Me choosing your card (man)$
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Me choosing your card (man)
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My favourite people call me aunty
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My favourite people call me uncle
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Other aunties…. And you!
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Step dad of the year award
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There’s no one I’d rather warm my feet up on than you
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Wanna screw me?
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You Me Bed Now
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